Much of the previous wordage has its basis in actual fact. The words gelatinous, eccentricity, zither, and horn-blower are factual as they relate to today’s birthday composer, Krzysztof Pederasty ... sorry, Penderecki. His angular and neutrino- laden lyrics speak volumes of an early bitter life lurking in the shadows of Hoagy Carmichael and Lorenz Hart. But he bade his time and, in 1961, when the sun had at last begun to set on Hart’s seemingly immutable personality, Krzysztof stepped up to the plate and dribbled for a touchdown with his Polymorpha, a musical tribute to the crystallization into two or more chemically identical but crystallographically distinct forms, as well as to the existence of an animal or plant in several color varieties, such as might be found in the University of Tennessee’s Vivarium for Dendriform Spleenworts.

"Crystallographically distinct" is a term, perhaps the only term, which can also be safely applied to that part of the radiophonic dial set aside on Saturday afternoons for, yes, Kalvos & Damianis New Music Bazaar, this portion of which is being concurrently studied at the aforementioned University of Tennessee for possible use as therapy on patients who have voluntarily undergone hearing loss. (dead air) But there’s never any loss of hearing or any other normal bodily function to speak of when you're tuned to this radio station at this time cloaked in whatever gabardine apparel may suit you, as long as youire willing to pay attention to those vocal exercises which are chemically identical to Kalvos.